The Easter Funny


Yes, Jesus was a Jew. Many scholars argue that Jesus's Last Supper was a Passover Seder.

Easter celebrates the life and resurrection of Jesus.

Oh, and let''s not dwell on whether or not the Jews killed Jesus, please.

Pour 'em


On Purim, it is traditional to drink alcohol until we are so drunk that we cannot tell the difference between "Cursed be Haman" and "Blessed be Mordecai".

Whatever you do, please don't drink and drive. Especially if it is Shabbat.

It's No Sacrifice


Vayikra
Leviticus 1:1-5:26

G-d calls to Moses from the Tent of Meeting, and communicates to him the laws of the korbanot, the animal and meal offerings brought in the Sanctuary.

Parsha: the weekly Torah portion

RAM: Random-access memory

Ger Tzedek


A ger tzedek, Hebrew for "righteous convert", is a gentile who converts to Judaism.

It is not nice to remind a convert that they have chosen to be Chosen.

And you cannot convert to Judaism just so you can tell Jewish jokes.