Hard Pill to Swallow

Yom Kippur is the Day of Atonement, during which Jews abstain from eating and drinking. These restrictions can be lifted when there are health issues. For example, you are permitted to drink a little water when swallowing pills to avoid getting them stuck in your esophagus.

You should not wash your pills down with Pilsner.

May You Be Inscribed

"L'shanah tovah" is a traditional greeting for Rosh Hashanah that means "for a good year", short for "L'shanah tovah tikatev v'taihatem", which means "May you be inscribed and sealed for a good year."

May you be inscribed on JDate in the New Year.